December 13, 2009

Glaring Fashion Crimes from Men

We all make fashion errors now and again, but some fashion mistakes made by men are just unforgivable and downright illegal. Based on personal experience, I have outlined eight fashion mistakes to avoid at all costs.

Socks with Sandals - Now who determined that this was acceptable in the first place? Living in the Northwest, I am unfortunately faced with some of the worst offenders of this foremost fashion crime. I realize that when it is unpleasantly cold outside, we all dream of the heat of the summer sun, but wearing socks with sandals doesn't make the seasons change any faster. If you would like to put on sandals this badly, travel to a hotter environment.

Novelty Ties, Shirts, Boxer Shorts, Etc. - Just say no. There is nothing lasting about novelty clothing nor does it project a stylish, put together image. Put down the smiley faces, hearts, shamrocks, animal and various other prints on the racks of the store where you discovered them.

Blaring Designer Labels - This is a peculiar favorite annoyance. I don't want to be a walking advertisement and neither should you. It's not a stylish look. Just because you are wearing a designer's name on your chest, sleeve, or anywhere, doesn't make you classy. Keep it discreet and straightforward.

Backpacks at the Office - I work in an exceptionally expensive apartment building in Miami, occupied with lawyers and other professional sorts, and it never ceases to astonish me how many men wearing fine suits are carrying backpacks. Unless you are a student or are climbing up a mountain, abandon the knapsack at home. If you require something for your gym outfit, buy a nice looking gym bag (and there are options that don't have big logos on them), or if you need something to hold your various documents, cell phone, day-planner, etc., get a nice messenger bag.

Thick Shoes - These were acceptable back in the 90s, but the big squat shoes, particularly those with square toes, should be pensioned off at this point in time. Choose something classic that stands the test of time.

Shiny or Glittery Shirts and Suits - If you are searching for a getup to go nightclubbing in, I can imagine much improved choices than those that are glittery, shiny and ultimately tacky. If you are stuck, try a form fitting black t-shirt or black dress shirt which can be worn with jeans or trousers and dress shoes or casual shoes.

Clothes That Are Too Loose Fitting - In a word, shoddy. Unless you are a hip hop artist, it's not the right look. Choose clothes that fit your body. This may involve some testing by combiming and coordinating particular cuts and designs until you find the right fit for your body that is flattering.

Unflattering Colors - That beautifully blue cashmere pullover you found on sale after Christmas at your local retailer might be really tempting, but if it makes you look bad, it's no bargain. You should pick the colors you wear to flatter your natural features such as your eye color, skin tone and body shape. Keep this in mind when putting your look together.

Alan Whitney is a researcher and writer about fashion, working for http://www.afashionshop.com, where you can get all the best in men and women's fashion at the best prices. Visit us for all your sterling silver jewelry needs.

- Alan Whitney


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